i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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