i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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