Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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