Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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