how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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