Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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