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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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