...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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