i barfeds in our rink
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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