Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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