He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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