so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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