that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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