Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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