Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
then he tried to convert me to islam
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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