remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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