I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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