that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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