Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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