Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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