I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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