normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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