Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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