i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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