She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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