Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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