love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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