my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
there is glitter all over my balls
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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