these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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