Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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