Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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