your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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