Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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