just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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