You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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