You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
