I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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