what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Randomize
