piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We left the knife in your bed.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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