Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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