I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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