Porn is love you can see.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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