Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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