Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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