My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
These tits shall not be calmed
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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