Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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