If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
BRING THE BAGELS
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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