why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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