it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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