I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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