you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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