Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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