question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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